We should talk about this. We should just sit down and stop fighting and come together like the reasonable people that we are... and talk about this.
Mr. Hezbollah: "Death to Zionists; death to Jews."
Mr. Israeli: "How am I supposed to talk with him?"
Mr. World Opionion: "Now we all know that those kinds of outbursts are mere rhetoric for local consumption.
Mr. Hezbollah: "We will kill them all; that is our mission."
Mr. Israeli: "And just what is the point of discussion here?"
Mr. World Opinion: "Well, now, we are sure that with the right incentives, there can be peace for all."
Mr. Hezbollah: "We will destroy them and leave them in pieces. They can have their pieces."
Mr. Israeli: "What part of fanatical terrorist don't you understand?"
Mr. World Opinion: "They are just trying to establish their right to exist."
Mr. Hezbollah: "We are the voice of the Prophet!"
Mr. Israeli: "Excuse me, but we have to deal with some incoming missiles."
Mr. World Opinion: "Now you know that those things are really not all that effective. You should try to ignore them and stop targeting women and children."
Mr. Hezbollah: "We will not stop until the Zionist pigs are gone from the face of the earth."
Mr. Israeli: "Okay, then. My jet fighter negotiators are on their way."
Mr. World Opinion: "Once again, the Israelis have over-reacted and we will all have to suffer with higher oil prices."