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Opponents argue that a mandate that turns the right to vote into a requirement, no matter how well intended, was tantamount to conscription by political parties and undermined the concept of freedom and rights. A Department of Justice spokesperson remarked, "We don't see it that way. What good are rights if they are not exercised?"
A spokesperson for the National Conceal Weapons Carriers agreed, for the first time, with the Department of Justice position. "What good is the right to bear arms if everyone doesn't do it?"
A spokesperson for Religion in America agreed, for the first time, with the Department of Justice position. "What good is the freedom of religion if everyone doesn't worship?"
A spokesperson for Legalized Mind-Altering Drugs stated that as soon as mind-altering drugs were legalized, they would seek a mandate, too.