SEARCH BLOG: FOOD
Yesterday, my wife, who has always perceived herself to be too heavy, but who is really nicely feminine, decided it was time to try yet another diet. So, off to Borders to buy the "Rosedale" diet book.
This morning, she was up at dawn ready to begin her new, thin life.
I stumbled downstairs a few hours later and before she said "good morning" she said "how many ounces in a gram?" Math has never been one of her strong points. So, we went through the conversion process of how many grams in an ounce. Then she quickly examined all of the new products she bought to see how much was a "serving".
She explained all of the wonderful things she could eat and how full she felt after breakfast which strictly followed the instructions in the book. "In fact, I could barely get my vitamins down I was so full." "Amazing," I said. "Yes, it's right here.... Oh, wait, this is for two people! All of these recipies are for two people!"
"Well, I guess I won't have to eat breakfast this morning," I said.
