Keeping that in mind and knowing our coffeemaker was no longer doing the job, my wife began a 3-day quest to pick the perfect replacement. She considered some of the lower priced models and determined that they probably wouldn't meet our objectives.

So she considered a more sophisticated solution, but decided we might have to remodel the house to make room.

She found a lot of people recommended this, but decided that the method was just too much bother.

Finally, she settled on my original suggestion:

That way, if she doesn't like the results... I gave her really lousy advice.
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