Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Avoid Global Warming - Come To Michigan

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For those of you who are absolutely certain that we face a horrible future of runaway heat, drought, and disease... here is a safe haven for you.

Michigan has:
  • a cool climate
  • plenty of water
  • good, inexpensive housing
  • great universities
  • central location and simple access to Canada [which also has plenty of water and often cooler temperatures]
  • more golf courses than most of the U.S. states
  • great pro basketball, hockey, and baseball teams [and it also has a pro football team that we don't talk much about] plus some pretty decent college football teams
  • fine medical facilities [in case some of those global-warmed, disease-ridden, out-of-staters should come in]
But, until you do decide to relocate, here are some pictures to help you keep cool.









Pretty soon it will get cool enough so that we can take our sweatbands off.
I'm sure glad that we've missed that global warming here.
There are Jennifer's taxes, however....



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