Saturday, May 17, 2008

Associated Press Snarky Reporting Of The Day

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Liz Sidoti / Associated Press
Republican John McCain declared for the first time Thursday that he believes the Iraq war can be won by 2013.

The Republican presidential contender, in a mystical speech in Columbus, Ohio, also envisioned Osama bin Laden dead or captured, and Americans with the choice of paying a simple flat tax or following their standard 1040 form.
Mystical? Maybe "improbable" or "hopeful for change," but I'm not sure where the mystical part comes from. Perhaps the forum was dimly lit with candles.

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