It's time to petition the White House. The Hostess Twinkie, which can last 25 years in the pantry, looks to be doomed.
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Not that the Twinkie was especially good for the children [and adults] who indulged in its sugary, spongy softness. But it's another reminder that we are in a new age where the simple joys and occasional indulgences are no longer approved... not that most of us think a diet of Twinkies is a good idea.
All or nothing... nothing it is.