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There are billions of stimulus dollars piled up waiting to be spent. A pet project for most stimulus spenders is mass transportation.
They envision grand rail lines running 50 to 100 miles between depots congested with traffic and, when used, take passengers on a process lasting at least twice as long as simply driving from one point to another [not even considering how they get to their real destination having once arrived at a depot].
Now for a better idea that encompasses:
- CO2
- Illegal immigration
- Diversity
- Aid to the poor
- Economic stimulation
It all begins with this vehicle.... This is a small 5-person vehicle with a huge amount of storage space [for people with luggage or large pets]. It is the Ford Transit.
A large fleet of these would be given to each city requesting them for use as free mass-transportation to anyone in the metropolitan area who would choose to use them. While this may conflict with privately-owned taxi services, those services do not offer free rides to those who want or need them and, as such, do not deserve the support or sympathy of "progressives."
Drivers would be paid for by stimulus funds until such funds run out. Priority of hiring will be:
- Illegal aliens from predominately Hispanic nations
- Pakistanis or Palestinians with ties to Al Qaeda
- Americans with felony convictions for violent crimes
- All other Americans seeking jobs
That addresses the 2nd point ... reforming illegal immigration.
In order to support various metropolitan groups and promote visibility while deterring theft, every vehicle will be painted this special color. It will vary slightly from Mary Kay's special color to avoid confusion.
This addresses the 3rd point ... diversity ... and will be favorably received by "progressives."
These free-transportation vehicles will park at strategically located recharging stations that are within areas of decrepit or abandoned housing or near bridge underpasses in older industrial areas. They will be equipped with porta-potties, sleeping bags, and coffee and donuts from the Interior Department or local police stations. This addresses the 4th point ... new opportunities for the oppressed.
Best of all, these vehicles will enable those who cannot afford vehicles to get to anyplace within their metropolitan area [providing they can explain where they want to go to the driver]. This opens up many new opportunities for employment, getting to government offices to apply for global warming grants, discovering new neighborhoods with a higher density of laptop computers and flat-screen TVs, or simply locating new shopping centers... all of which address the 5th and most important point ... aid to everyone else and stimulation of the economy.
What could go wrong?
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