Obama To Declare November Elections Unnecessary
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Immigration law? Well, that's something that Congress passed so we can ignore it through our Homeland Security policies. Cap and Trade? The Congress did not act on it so we can just implement it through the EPA. Voter registration requirements by states? We're not worried about states rights because we have the Department Of Justice.
So there you have it. We don't need laws or interpretation of laws. We have executive orders and regulations... and we can always add some unelected "czars." And given that laws or interpretation of laws are unnecessary, it follows that Congress and the Supreme Court are unnecessary. And given that Congress and the Supreme Court are unnecessary, it follows that the Constitution that established those institutions are unnecessary. And given that the Constitution is unnecessary, if follows that elections are unnecessary.
The Great O is here and running things just the way they should be run. Why mess up a good thing with technicalities? Now it is time to pull the troops home... from our borders. We need them to enforce our policies at those coal-fired power plants and make sure those citizens without identification can register and vote the same day. Oh, wait. Forget the last part. We don't need elections.
But rest assured that the Great O's administration is open to all people in the United States. Just make an appointment several months in advance and bring two forms of picture identification.