SEARCH BLOG: GLOBAL WARMING
It seems that runaway global warming may be hazardous to our moral health. The Swedish newspaper giant, the Jokkmokk Times, reports in an exclusive interview with Swedish global warming and social dynamics expert, Götten Hötter, that,
"Global warming presents a very real threat to our social and moral fabric. I have been tracking incidents of aberrant behavior among women that closely correlate to temperature increases. At present, this morally repugnant behavior is limited to removal of all clothing above the waist while at public beaches. While presently associated with areas such as Brazil and Spain... maybe France... I have no doubt that as temperatures reach sub-tropical conditions in northern Europe that this behavior will become commonplace and spread well beyond beaches."Thank you, Dr. Hötter, for the advanced warning.
Those of you who are driving SUVs are responsible for this.