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What we'd like to see from our transparent government:
July 23, 2009
Mr. Robert Smythe
624 Smythe Road
Smytheville, NY 00911
Dear Mr. Smythe:
Pursuant to Transparency in Government legislation signed into law by President Barack H. Obama, we are obliged to provide you with the following information regarding pending legislation and the impact it will have on your personal estate pursuant to the Paygo legislation also signed into law by President Barack H. Obama.
The following are best estimates of costs for key legislation, being enacted by your government on your behalf, that will be assigned to you and each person in your household claimed on your annual Federal tax return based on your gross household income exceeding $35,000 in 2008. These costs are subject to revision without notice and will be collected as part of your annual taxes due to the Internal Revenue Service.
· Save The Planet From CO2 - $4,373 per person
· Create A Healthier Society - $12,071 per person
· Abolish Disparate Impact - $6,222 per person
Other miscellaneous assessments will be sent to you prior to the April 15 deadline for filing your taxes. Please note that failure to abide by the Paygo requirements can result in fines and other penalties including prison and involuntary servitude.
You may be eligible for government assistance through the Involuntary Wealth Transfer program, also established on your behalf. Please contact your local Assistance Office at 1-800-GET-HELP for details. Expect significant hold times prior to being connected with an automated answering system that will direct you to someone who has empathy and will offer sympathy.
Have a good day.
Your Treasury Department
I like the idea of the "Paygo" legislation.
If you are of voting age, you are responsible... personally... for debts approved by your Congressmen and President. You cannot avoid the debts and the debts cannot be assigned to anyone else... including your minor children and unborn grandchildren when they become adults. When the program runs out of payers, the program ends.
You have the right to elect those who will not create your own personal debts for which you are unable to pay.